Monday, November 22, 2010

Turkey Bomb

I live in the state of Missouri, which happens to rank 9th in the country in Thanksgiving Day fires. Just across the river, Illinois ranks #2.

The danger: deep frying turkeys.

It's a true recipe for disaster. First, you take your All-American partially thawed turkey. Then you have your regular outdoor deep fryer filled to the top with hot oil. Thirdly, you add a nimrod that drops the frozen turkey into the overflowing deep fryer. Finally, make sure you do all of this on a wooden deck.

Result: a major insurance claim.

Don't be like this guy in the video below.
Because you can't give thanks if you are dead.


Perplexio said...

Thanksgiving dinner is unhealthy enough... Do we REALLY need to be deep frying the turkeys? I know, even better lets wrap them in bacon before we deep fry them!

Jenn said...

I love that it took them 2.5 minutes to come to the conclusion to disconnect the propane.

Happy Thanksgiving, Phoenix. May it be smoke-free and the dinner crashers aren't in full on firefighting gear.

Phats said...

Anything deep fried works for me! I am sure Indiana is high on that list!! :)

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving

angel, jr. said...

Happy brother in law is deep frying a turkey. But he's uber careful, so I'm pretty sure, none of those disasaters will happen to him.

delmer said...

I let the Colonel do all my poultry frying.

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